JAVI
ACCEPTS CAPTAINS ARMBAND
Installation of first international manager ushers in new era for LXG.
With the dust from the recent shock resignation of Danson finally settling, it's back to business this week with the appointment of LXG's very own Spainish Matador - Javier -as new capatain, for a while anyway.
Born and reared in the attic of the famous 'Sagrada Familia' Cathedral in Barcelona by the secret son of Julio Iglesias, the young Catalan was spotted by a LXG scout practising his dribbling skills by ducking between cars on The Ramblas. Plucked from obscurity he was enrolled in the Junior Academy of LXG (JAX for short) - before finally graduating to first team football at the age of 31, or something.
Above: Javi's Barcelona Pad, Julio Igleseas & some spainish totty.
Having gained his reputation as a bit of a ladies man for ladies, this man's man's legendary ball control has seen him make the Number 10 shirt his own - due in the main to the international patent he actually has on the number '10', but also because he paid Jama 15 notes for a shit quality T-shirt with a crap No 10 on the back (ED: My T-Shirt is fucking worse!). A shrewd bussiness acumen and balls like John Waynes sadllebags, means that when he's not working or playing football, he's probably doing something else, or working.
The decision by the lads who turn up on time on Thursdays to pick a Spainish captain is seen by most commentators as a conservative one. Sources close to LXG sources, have intonated that a move for the Corkman known only as 'Kieran' was a bridge to far- what with his foregin accent, his copy-cat player boycotts/walkouts and his exotic diet of Clonakilty Pudding in Blaas.
While currently unavailable for comment & holidaying in Spain, Javier, or Javi for short, or J to his friends,or Javier as he prefers, has promised to bring to LXG to the next level, or as one local fan said "Any level really".
Any level indeed.
Above : Javi Holidaying in Spain yesterday.
The young Catalan captain faces a tough task rebuilding morale after recent heavy defeats, but with a promise of new matador britches as bonus for future wins, LXG have all the motivation they need to secure vital points against upcoming opponents WRH Doctors. The fixture, whose date will be confirmed as soon as the new Captain decides to come back and organise the f*cking thing, will be the first serious test for the Iberian.
A few of my favourite things.....
Javi is known to have a weakness for Paella ( left) and Matador Britches ( Below Right), but rumours of enjoying both simultaneously remain unconfirmed.
Imagined if the Paella spilled all over his new strides - I'd bet he'd curse really loudly in Spainish.
He'd only have himself to blame - I mean - Why would you eat a big bowl of wet rice and seafood on your lap knowing that you had your best britches on? F*ckin stupid if you ask me.
Only asking for trouble.
Below : A famous girl from somewhere in Spain
