W.I.T. SELECT XI THOUGHT A PROPER
LESSON- IN FOOTBALL!
Johnny G. turns in captains performance
to beat local brainiacs 5-4
to beat local brainiacs 5-4
Large turnout play a game in the pissing rain.
Those stupid enough to turn up at Villa Park last night were treated to an exhibition match as Captain Johnny 'The Budgie' G led his team to an impressive 5-4 win over the local hapless poindexters, it has emerged.
'They may know a lot about book learnin', but they know fuck-all about the beautiful game' said Johnny soon after the match.
Kicking off in brutal conditions, the WIT select XI used their one man advantage to good effect and scored first in this crucial tie. The ball came in low & fast, slipped through Pat' The Postman's' hands & scuttered over the line. But WIT's joy was shortlived, and the scores were soon level after a piece of footballing magic from the Gary brothers saw them slot home from close range. There was serious concern early on that there wouldn't be enough balls to finish the game, after some fucking genius kept kicking all the balls over the 20 foot fence. But as it turned out - one ball was all we needed, to witness what has to go down as one of footballs finest hours.
'The Budgies' built from the back,and quickly sussing the WITs gameplan,snuffed out any chance of the 'Smartasses' winning the first game of the new season. Dealing with the one dimensional wingers was childs-play to the seasoned back trio of Shane 'The Wall' Richardson, Danny 'Thou shalt not pass' Danson & Jama ' Not on my fucking watch' Hennessy.
Up front the lone figure of Paulino Garvey , looking like somebody out of 'Deadliest Catch' worked tirelessly, probing the swiss cheese like defense of the WITless Back 4.He broke with purpose. - and sometimes - like when the weather momenterily abaited - ran in the right direction.
But it was the midfiled that was most impressive. With Mucker & Captain Johhny G playing blinders on left & right wings respectively, it was the Gary Brothers again who bossed the midfield totally & utterlly, and treated WIT's 'finest' to a football master-class. Unlike current 3rd level fees - this lesson was for free.
"They won't learn how to play sensational football like that in their fancy college" someone said later -"Not so fucking smart now are they?" she added.
In truth the WIT selection were flattered by the final scoreline and a vicuous swirling wind thwarted countless serious efforts by The Budgies to extend their lead. The final whistle couldn't come quick enough for the Little Einsteins, and with a full strength 'Budgies' team hopefully available for the rematch, only a fool would bet against an even more emphatic result next time round.
In truth the WIT selection were flattered by the final scoreline and a vicuous swirling wind thwarted countless serious efforts by The Budgies to extend their lead. The final whistle couldn't come quick enough for the Little Einsteins, and with a full strength 'Budgies' team hopefully available for the rematch, only a fool would bet against an even more emphatic result next time round.
