New signings unveiled
Frantic activity has been reported on the local transfer market ahead of tonights mid-night deadline, we can exclusively reveal.
Topping the list this month is Japenese Import 'Brigid' (pictured above), who has moved from Tokyo Tramps to join the ranks of our local sporting heroes.Our new addition has signed for an undisclosed fee, with Raffa the big Polish lad moving in the opposite direction as part of the deal. Schweet!
Our japenese beauty is looking forward to a physical season.
'Me rearry rook foward to rearry physical season' she said in her sexy japenese accent.
'I can't wait for training - especiarry the drills. I very good between the posts too!' the minx added.
I bet there are a few of her 'team mates' who wouldn't mind 'tackling' her 'in bed'. Unfortunately new association rules have banned the tackle from behind, mores the pity.
I bet there are a few of her 'team mates' who wouldn't mind 'tackling' her 'in bed'. Unfortunately new association rules have banned the tackle from behind, mores the pity.
4 comments:
Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Fuckin Nora! Hells bells & fanny smells! I'm sweatin like I was in the 80s here. Like a nigger in a rape trial! I'd whip the knickers off 'er before you could say:'Hi-ro-shi-ma,Na-ga-sa-ki,Ru-ssian rou-il-ette'.Oh & remember the hunger strikers!
Pointless pickin new captains unless they assume the the role. If they didn't then they'd be non-captaining captains. Captain-captain-captain-captain-captain-captain-captain!
The 80s were a sweaty time for us all, Christy. I was up to me bollocks with sixteen year old gowl half the time and the sweat did be pourin' off me. And Davey Arthur was always trying to ram his, ahem, 'flute', up me hole.
I was....Lear-nin' to play,with La-nnigans balls.
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