Sunday, December 7, 2008

CAPT. TRIFFY POSITION UNTENABLE FOLLOWING RECENT ALLEGATIONS.



A new survey reveals a crisis in camp Triffy, with reports emerging that Capt. Triffy has lost the confidence of his dressing room, as well as his back door key. Insiders reveal that a series of behind the scenes bust-ups have resulted in calls for his resignation-from his own players.

One fellow team-mate, who was afraid to be identified, said ' I think it's time he stepped aside and gave someone else a go - I mean there are lads there with badges not even getting a look in because of his selfish & arrogant attitude.'

Calls for a change of stewardship at the Triffs has come hot on the heels of fresh revelations of match-rigging and widespread corruption.



10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Capt Triffy can't be blamed for the insidious behaviour of one of his team. I have it from a reliable source that it was in fact Postman Pat who first decided, in lieu of nothing, that the game which the players had just concluded as an hornourable draw, had in fact ended 5 minutes previously! It was he who must bear the responsibility for the ugly post-match terrace brawl, and for the ongoing very public war of words.

Postman Pat, it's time you started, ahem, 'delivering' some fairplay!

We can but hope that in the prevailing powder keg atmosphere, this week's game can pass off peacefully...

END INTOLEARANCE IN SPORT....LET'S KICK OUT RACISM!

Anonymous said...

I agree.Football should be a uniter.But whether the 'excuse' is race,creed,nationality,politics or whatever,there'll always be hate-filled individuals using it as a vehicle to vent their prejudice.Well I for one have had enough!I've had it with these people.It's time to drive these people out of OUR game.They can hang out together,wherever it is they hang out,& console each other in their twisted,bigoted little minds,drinking,smoking,shooting up & whoreing.We'll get on with respectfully enjoying our sport.Our wonderful,wonderful sport.& even though The Bobcats look & behave like a bunch of escapees from a Zoo,we won't treat them any different.Animals have rights aswell!

Anonymous said...

Lads - can't ye just think of the little fellas - from Kennedy Park to Moonlaun - they idolise you guys - just call it a draw & move on. There's too much at stake for this to fail...

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Stoners! Go back to ridin your mother!

Anonymous said...

You leave me out of this, you potty-mouthed ponce.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Now fuck off before I tell your mother.

Anonymous said...

'If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen' the word on the street is that Danny has had enough lads, going to be missing for the last two games.

Anonymous said...

Danson would never shirk a challenge. I've followed his career ever since the early days, and he's a true role model. From his ill-fated stint in Italy, to his bust up with national team, he's done it all. And through it all he's always remained grounded -he often stays behind for hours signing aurographs for the kids who idolize him. It's no wonder there's talk of a statue being built in his honour on the Tramore Prom!

The man's a legend, and he'll be ready for the battle on Thursday night. So anonymous, you can ignore 'the word on the street'. And so what if he has a tatoo of Hitler on his back? It's refreshing to see a superstar with an opinion!

Danson...we salute you.

Anonymous said...

Old Danson makes up the rules as he goes along. lets finish the game at 9 sharp. None of this 'oh come on lads fuck the time like lets just keep playing like'

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Do you know you can get hula hoops now with no MSG? Jaysus I've heard it all now...