KOFI : My pledge to expose Team Triffy as Liars & Cheats

Kofi Annan has sensationally moved tonight to expose Team Triffy as liars & cheats,in a claim that has rocked the footballing world, we can exclusively reveal.

A leaked copy of the Team Triffy pre-match tactics, scribbled on the back of a greasy chip bag, included the Captains words 

" Lads we have no chance of wining this game - so I suggest we cheat now & lie about the result. Those idiots in Tramore will belive anything!"

 The words 'Chips' &  'Sausages' were also on the bag.