LXG REVEAL NEW SQUAD
as pre-season draws to a close.
as pre-season draws to a close.

Reports are emerging tonight that LXG have completed pre-season training and announced thier squad for the much anticipated up & coming grudge match with a W.I.T. select XI.
As our exclusive picture (above) can reveal , the squad has emerged from a gruelling winter of thursday night kick-abouts looking mean, fit & dapper. Sporting the clubs legendry strip, these black & white gents are well prepared for the 'Old Firm' match with local poindexters. Last seasons game between these 2 saw LXG run out worhty winners & deliver a footballing masterclass to a shell-shocked student team.
With a full squad of 17 players and rising, management are left with the headache of selection, but a strong team spirit & competition for places bodes well for next weeks crucial tie.
Plans are well underway for the victory celebrations already, with insiders revealing " They'vegiven the go-ahead for the emtying of the clubs coffers for about a dozen steaks, a bag of cocktail sausages and a couple of slabs of beer". Unconfirmed reports have suggested that the team are to take an open-top bus from Kilbarry dump to '2 Jackets' gaff, for one ding-dong of a hoolie some time next week.
Artists impression of victory celebrations & post match banquet anticipated next week.
1 comment:
We should definitely use a christmas tree formation with the 3 Garveys rotating & 'circumnavigating' the centre circle & making darting,purging & randy breaks from deep,& occasionally shallow. Ciaran should play in the hole.Jama & Danson should keep it tight at the back with a flat back 3 with zavi sweeping up in the gaps & if necessary doin' a spot o' hooverin'.Rich should get a free role to express himself & everyone else should give 110%,let the ball do the work,use the flanks,put em under pressure,get round the back & play with a smile on their face.
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