SUPERVALUE CHALLENGE

9pm Kingfisher : Outdoors

Supervalue Select XI

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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Select XI

EXCITEMENT BUILDS AHEAD OF TONIGHTS CHALLENGE MATCH

Artists impression of lovely girl footballers.

Final run-out last thursday results in no injuries.
Competition for places fierce, as manager left with dream team options.

LiDL in last minute move to secure sponsorship.€15 euro worth of meat vouchers up for grabs in winner-take all contest.

Challenge match upgraded to full scale testimonial as Catain Triff brings curtain down on impressive carreer, on foot of medical advice from his vet.

There have been confirmed reports that the match has been upgraded to a full-on testimonial. News broke late last week that the game will see Nicky Mc don the high-viz orange of his childhood team one last time - ending a career that goes back almost 80 years .

Official Statement from Capt. Triff's vet:

"The weight of expectation on his shoulders to deliver silverware over prolonged periods of time has resulted in severe compression of the lower lumbar vertebra - affecting his ability to think straight. Also, his knees are fucked. Why not see for yourself and look these photos taken in my surgery only last week"

Recently leaked medical images, clearly show Capt. Triffs knackered body.


All proceeds from tonights match are to be donated to local legends, Fad Maher & Paddy Dunne to help towards new duffel coats, and 20 benson each.

FULL SQUAD:
Danny
Nicky
Paul
Pat
Micheal
Javi
Shane
Jim H
Gary C
Gary
Scotty
Ciaran
Jimmy P